Captain Candy Cane
I think Captain Elfpepper!
Capt. Demented DeMarco
Capt. Doodlely
A name worthy of the seven seas!
Quartermaster Landlockov, Scourge o’ the Imaginary Seas
He was born landlocked. He will die landlocked. And in between… he became a legend.
They said the sea was for sailors. He said the sea was a mindset.
No ship. No coast. No chance. No problem.
This August, one Quartermaster stops asking permission from geography.
LANDLOCKOV.
*Rated Arrr for intense piracy and reckless disregard for topography.
Dread Pirate Codebeard 
El nombre perfecto para el pirata es dr carnulio ambriado
El ataca tu fritanga sin dejar nada y después dice que tiene
Historia
Cuenta la historia que era una persona normal pero desde la primer vez que lo invitaron a un asado desde ese día se sopla asta el humo de la fritanga jajajjajajaj
… Yo soy el Lúxor okey en YouTube saludos
The perfect name for the pirate is Dr. Carnulio Ambriado.
He attacks your fried food without leaving a scrap, and then claims he’s still hungry.
Backstory
The story goes that he used to be a normal person, but ever since he was invited to his first barbecue, he’s been known to inhale even the smoke from the frying pan—hahahaha.
Captain 404 Not Found
That’s Captain Tight-Squeeze! He treats his outfits exactly like his repositories: he likes to force-push everything into a single, tightly packed branch until it’s bursting at the seams.
Good afternoon, everyone. Oh, Thailand… As I see it, once again, things aren’t as simple as they might seem. Let’s pay attention to the details again.
So, what do we see:
3 colors: yellow, green, red — this is Lithuania 
The clothing is the uniform of the Atlético Madrid team 
The tattoo — there’s a Kraken here 
And… he’s eating an octopus… 
that the Kraken is eating 
Ladies and gentlemen, I know what his name is
Captain Krakenaitis “El Calamari” Colchoneros from Madrid
P.S: Explanation:
“Krakenaitis” — Kraken + Lithuanian suffix -aitis, reads like “Krakenaitis” and looks like a real Lithuanian surname;
“El Calamari” is the Spanish article el (hello Madrid) + the English calamari, that is, the eaten kraken.;
“Colchoneras” is the nickname of Atlético Madrid “mattresses”.
“Coco, the Unstoppable” 
Cap’n Circular Reference
The Candy Cane Corsair!
Captain Codebeard — Lead Developer by day, pirate by retreat.
Captain Stack Overflowboard ?
He doesn’t fix bugs, he makes them walk the plank!!
And judging by that outfit, I’m pretty sure CSS already went overboard 
Land in Elfsight! The best name for him would be: The Striped Landlubber 
My suggestion is Captain Kraken!!
PS: Lets organize the next team retreat in Portugal
Beardless Boolean, last seen surfing the Dark Web
Stripey mcplunderpants